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The economy is so bad… That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad… If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them..

The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad… Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad… A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

The economy is so bad… Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad… The Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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cjay
Posted: 2009-04-26 3:34 PM (EST) 
hey we need to talk about your pdfviewer as well.......... can you please drop an email. sarm@gmx.com

nuckz
Posted: 2009-04-19 3:19 AM (EST) 
hi there, i'm from brazil, and I'm insterested in your pdfviewer. Can we talk at nuckz.nk (at gmail.com) ? thank you!

SAW0107
Posted: 2008-07-17 9:14 AM (EST) 
Hey,
I hear you got your new ride. Can't wait to see it!

Mike
Posted: 2007-11-16 1:19 PM (EST) 
hey hey,

Just been working too much and making my way up in the world. I'm working over in Cambridge now and the commute is *amazing* for me. I guess I can't knock Minis too much since I drive a BMW.

Keep in touch. We should grab a beer sometime, as your photos make you appear rather fond of it :-)

Mike
Posted: 2007-11-05 9:01 PM (EST) 
Holy crap, so this is what I come across when I'm bored and have access to Google.

After all this time, I have this to say: A Mini?!

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-11-05 7:50 PM (EST) 
Yo--we bought an I MAC today and Nanos....we are finally technological! I will be setting up the computer tonight.

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-09-10 7:28 PM (EST) 
Jay,
Did you get my email about tux measurements. I sent it to your Puma account (I think). If you did not get it let me know and I'll forward it.
Shi

Deane
Posted: 2007-09-09 12:05 PM (EST) 
when is proximity going live? We need to tweak the copy but other than that it looks great.

lake4shore
Posted: 2007-08-30 10:20 AM (EST) 
hi,
Are you going to be able to make it on sunday?
We are having a get together our side of the family.
Love,
Mom

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-08-14 7:54 AM (EST) 
What is the deal with Friday? Call me!

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-07-23 6:51 PM (EST) 
Um...yes I can use your picture!

Ryan cannot go to the concert. He just does not have the time to take with the wedding and honeymoon this fall. I asked my boss so I can leave early that day. I am in. Too bad Ryan cannot come too, he was really bummed about missing live.

I think I will try to swing it so I can meet you at Dad's and stay over there for the night. I need to be back up here by first thing Sunday to welcome my new RAs that are moving in that day.

Sound good?

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-07-18 2:25 PM (EST) 
Ryan really likes Live so he may be into it. I will try to let you know tomorrow.
Shi

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-07-17 2:57 PM (EST) 
I would love to come to see CC. I am not sure if Ryan can because of work but I will ask him. I also need to see what time I can get out of here on the 17th. I do not have my work schdule for that week yet. I will check and get back to you ASAP. I think it will be a nice break for me before the RAs arrive on campus.

There must be an opening act right? Where is it, Manchester? Would you want me to meet you at Dad's? I am just thinking of logistics...

mr B
Posted: 2007-06-01 11:58 PM (EST) 
jay how can i make you a friend??

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-05-25 8:36 AM (EST) 
Did you get tickets? I have to check with Ryan but I would love to go. I do have that new job and all to consider....but I bet if I am on call that weekend I would be able to switch with someone. It would be so fun!
Shi

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-05-12 9:12 PM (EST) 
YO,
I like how you can see what updates your friends have made now...stupid MS doesn't have that :)

Great to see you yesterday!
Shi

Jami
Posted: 2007-05-10 1:09 PM (EST) 
hey jay!
what's new cuz?

Whitney
Posted: 2007-04-25 3:20 AM (EST) 
all right, i'm lame! i'll catch up after the move. Who's helping!!!

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-03-01 11:39 AM (EST) 
I got tickets to see The Police this summer!!! Ryan might be mad about the money spending but I am psyched.

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-02-28 10:32 AM (EST) 
I was trying to explain to her how to actually USE social X. She may need a tutorial.

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-02-28 9:47 AM (EST) 
Hey, I talked to mom last night, she misses you! When do you want to come up here? Ryan keeps asking me when you are coming. Love you Shi

Lee-Ann
Posted: 2007-02-23 2:08 PM (EST) 
Nigel? How'd you come up with that name? It is definately unique. i named my truck Black Betty (bam-ba-lam) i kinda stole it from my friend but i think it suits my truck better. and i think that i saw you on the weekend that everyone was checking out josh's new car because i remember my dad went over to be Mr. Mechanic or something.

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-02-23 1:22 PM (EST) 
Sweet ride! Thanks for the pic. Cannot wait until you can drive me around in that thing. I have to get to MA again soon.

aimee
Posted: 2007-02-21 10:12 AM (EST) 
oh please...like you didn't have some scheme? always the budding entrepreneur!

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-02-21 9:08 AM (EST) 
Can you post a pic of this mini?!?! Are you going to come up here in March? I am going to AZ from the 11-19th but other than that I think we are free. Ryan might want to go down to Boston the 19th to see a Clutch show, I cannot go with him b/c I am flying back that night. If he goes can he stay at your bachelor pad? Love ya! Shi

aimee
Posted: 2007-02-20 6:21 PM (EST) 
did you accept my friendship yet? don't fight it, jay! xo

Lee-Ann
Posted: 2007-02-20 12:41 AM (EST) 
hey, i saw you driving in your mini the other day! musta been a week or so ago. i heard you got it and when i saw the mini i was like "ohh i wonder if that is jay" and then you turned the corner and i saw you and was like "DUUUDEEE SICK MINI!!!" haha :D

Ryan Ann
Posted: 2007-02-19 5:51 PM (EST) 
no, its totaly diffrent!! there is only a little bit of people that are like that

Ryan Ann
Posted: 2007-02-19 2:16 PM (EST) 
not at all! maui fever is sooo stupid!!! some people are like that but not all of the people who live here. its really funny because everyone who lives here wants that show cancled

Ryan Ann
Posted: 2007-02-19 12:56 AM (EST) 
hi jay!!!!

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-02-11 9:14 AM (EST) 

We have a dance to go to on Saturday night.  I know...kinda dorky but I am helping to plan it, it was a lot of fun last year.  You guys want to come?!?!

Why do you want to know? 


Deane
Posted: 2007-02-10 12:01 PM (EST) 

jay I sent you a new comp... I think that we should stay with the rounded corners but just make them all small so that they look ok.. I am feeling really good about the last comp because it incorporates the 2 ads pretty seamlessly  within the site and the only things that need to be an image would be the buttons (there can't be more than like 20 on the entire site, can there) and the logo. Without making the buttons an image, I think the site loses the sense of being sophisticated and becomes more of a lesson on html coding. Also, if we use just websafe colors I think we are missing out on the whole point of customizing your page. Giving th euser the ability to select what they want. I know some people with old computers may not see the site correctly but I think that for the masses to be happy, the old comp people can suffer a little. Let  me know what you think of the comp....  sent to gmail...


SAW0107
Posted: 2007-02-09 10:58 AM (EST) 
It seems to work ok here

Deane
Posted: 2007-02-09 10:46 AM (EST) 
Makes me mad like the hulk!

Deane
Posted: 2007-02-09 10:46 AM (EST) 
What's up with the limited colors?

Cait
Posted: 2007-02-09 9:38 AM (EST) 
Your hott!

jswild
Posted: 2007-02-08 7:20 PM (EST) 
Its not too slow, but what is your provider going to say when you get millions of hits....

kelshep
Posted: 2007-02-01 10:28 AM (EST) 
Yeah, its pretty messed up.  He's doing ok though thanks... he has the surgery today!!  Maybe I should get punched in the face so I can get a nose job.

Deane
Posted: 2007-01-31 11:45 PM (EST) 
Seriously. Lets redesign this bitch.. Check your gmail..

SAW0107
Posted: 2007-01-31 7:57 AM (EST) 
Cool, I will totally wait.  Just let me know when you want me to spread the good word!

jay
Posted: 2007-01-30 3:57 PM (EST) 
http://www.walterzorn.com/dragdrop/dragdrop_e.htm

jswild
Posted: 2007-01-29 8:13 PM (EST) 
I had a wordpress site up there, was getting spammed like crazy, took it offline for now.
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